IQ of Small Children!!! :) :)

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class. She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are first-graders, 6-year-olds, because the last one is a classic!

1. Don't change horses until .....they stop running.
2. Strike while the..... bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before.... Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of..... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but...... How?
6. Don't bite the hand that..... looks dirty.
7. No news is ......impossible
8. A miss is as good as a..... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new..... Math
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll..... stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust...... Me.
12. The pen is mightier than the...... pigs.
13. An idle mind is the...... best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's....... pollution.
15. Happy the bride who .....gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is....... not much.
17. Two's company, three's....... the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what you...... put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and....... You have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as...... Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not....... spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed........ get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you .....See in the picture on the box
24. When the blind lead the blind....... get out of the way.
25. A bird in the hand is........ going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!
26. Better late than .......Pregnant!!!!!

(Source : Internet Mail forwards)

Dedicated to all Moms n daughters - Here's to Amma and my daughter Aditi!!

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO PLAN TO BE GREAT MUMS,THOSE OF YOU, WHO ARE GREAT MUMS,THOSE WHO HAVE GREAT MUMS AND THOSE OF YOU WHO HAD GREAT MUMS...

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.

Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.

Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.

Real Mothers know that dried play dough doesn't come out of shag carpets.

Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.

Real Mothers sometimes ask 'Why me?' and get their answer when a little voice says, 'Because I love you best.'

Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grade... It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mum to Mother...

4 YEARS OF AGE - My Mummy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE - My Mum knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE - My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF AGE - Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE - Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE - That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE - Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 YEARS OF AGE - Before we decide, let's get Mum's opinion.
45 YEARS OF AGE - Wonder what Mum would have thought about it?
65 YEARS OF AGE - Wish I could talk it over with Mum.

The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair. The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides. The beauty of a woman is not in a facial mole, but true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul. It is the caring that she lovingly gives, the passion that she shows, and the beauty of a woman with passing years only grows!

(Source :Internet Mail Forwards)